If JKR had canonically linked Hermione and Snape, I'd have burned her in effigy as Hermione is SIXTEEN and that's not LEGAL.

I want to know what JKR's most squicky pairing is, of all the really popular ones. You know, Harry/Draco, Snape/Hermione, Snarry, Harmony, Wolfstar (all names I learned today, actually, except for Snarry).... what are the others. I'd put Lily/Snape in there, but that's past.