To start off, here (http://www.likesbooks.com/ppp20032.html#anita) is a complete parody of the theme of my complaint.

Okay, so it's not quite that bad =P But the whole sex thing is a bit overwhelming at times and I find that somewhat offputting. If I want to read smut, I'll download porn off the internet. It's what put me off reading the more recent books in the series.

I'm quite happy with some fanfic though, as it often tends to expand on the characters without necessitating a whole lot of sex (which proves it's possible...)