(Insert name here), Why are you so awesome?

Jason, bored beyond belief as Jean-Claude plans madly for an upcoming vampire event, decides to put his new video camera to good use. He interviews his lycanthropic friends and acquaintances, asking them to explain why someone else is totally cool. He strikes gold when he gets mostly everyone to talk candidly about Anita.

Of course, Jason will probably have to burn the tape before Anita finds out and kills him, but still.