Hee! Another fellow Canadian here. This had me laughing so hard, I almost fell down my chair! LOL!!!!

"Didn't you ever wonder about it, Sam? Why you like flannel? Why you're so goddamned nice? You help little old ladies across the street! You're like Dudley Do-Right, man!"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! This was pure brilliance. And the 'Celine Demon' thing? Priceless! I really don't like her so it makes me laugh even more... :-D