Oh, you and me both.

But that's okay. It's rather entertaining. For example, I just scanned your twitter and saw the comment about index finger v. ring finger lengths...

Of course, I promptly checked mine out. And then freaked myself out by realizing that one appears longer if I look at my palm, and the other appears longer if I look at the back of my hand.

I'm still not sure how that works - so I quit looking so I'd no longer feel like I'm deformed. *headdesk*