Heh! It would tread a bit too close to Clichéville to make Jean-Claude a Malfoy, wouldn't it? ;-) (Or, as Jean-Claude would see it, to make the Malfoys a cadet branch of his family.)

As for Albus/Anita -- just be glad I didn't suggest Severus/Anita. Or, better yet, Rubeus/Anita.

(passes Mhalachai a bottle of BrainSuperGlue)