fic meme again

[mhalachai]

Okay, I'm stuck on writing anything, so let's play another round of Summaries for Dummaries !

Tell me the title of a story I haven't written (details optional) and I'll come up with a summary

See this post for the responses :)

Comments

[rosy-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm pretty sure Jack would turn down any offer of turning as soon as he found out that vampires are incapable of binge-drinking anything but blood, and alcohol can only be taken in small, slowly-imbibed ammounts.

Jack: "So, immortality with no curse that keeps me from enjoying either sex or rum? What's the downside."

Jack's prospective Sire: "You will not be able to maintain that lovely tan of yours, you cannot eat food, and no more rum guzzling."

Jack *runs away, screaming*: "No! Not my rum!"

-- Rosy the Cat

[silver-venus42.livejournal.com]

Hahahah!