Three dollars and some change

Sister, Lost
An Anita Blake/Sweet Valley High crossover
by mhalachaiswords

Summary: Elizabeth Wakefield has been looking for her sister for months, and this non-descript house in St. Louis is the end of the line...
Disclaimer: Anita Blake belongs to Laurell K. Hamilton. Sweet Valley High belongs to Francis Pascal and her horde of ghost writers. No profit has been made from this fic.
Rating: PG
Words: 1,385
Spoilers: None, really.
Note: Um.... yeah. I think I've finally proved to myself that I am insane. No crossover too strange... which you'd think I'd have gotten back with the Anita Blake/Lord of the Rings crossover. Enjoy!

( Elizabeth looked at the torn scrap of paper in her hand. The address, scrawled in faint pencil marks, mocked her with its finality. This was it. Her last chance at finding Jessica, of making sure her twin sister wasn't in trouble, wasn't in over her head... Of making sure her baby sister wasn't dead. )

Preface: Yes, I know I've been AWOL since... *checks* April 8, 20 whole days. There's been a bit of a personal crisis, the hell of Writer's Block, and the evil of distraction that are old television shows on DVD.

But I digress.

Sussex Night
A Mary Russell/Sherlock Holmes story
by mhalachaiswords

Summary: Marriage isn't as easy as Russell thought it would be.
Disclaimer: The Mary Russell characters belong to Laurie R. King. No profit has been made from this fic.
Rating: G
Characters: Mary Russell, Sherlock Holmes
Words: 575
An entry on the Quasi-Drabble challenge entry.cissasghost Holmes/Russell [married, but any timeframe you want otherwise] . . . prompt "sleet"
Note: Set after A Monstrous Regiment of Women, early in the Russell-Holmes marriage.

( Sussex Night )

Backstory: When I was a wee lass of 16 (I'm 28 now), Pretender and Profiler were my first fandoms. I did a massive big website thingy on Profiler (I was young and needed the money wanted to express my twu wuv for psychopathy), and just fangirled about the possibilities for Pretender. Plus Michael Weiss was the hawt.

Anyway, I spotted this pairing over at the TTH Fic-For-All and wrote a Valentine's Day Drabble that has nothing to do with VD.

Red Notebook
A Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Pretender crossover drabble

Author: Mhalachai
Summary: It's all about the mission.
Distribution: my LJ, TTH, tthdrabbles.
Words: 100
Disclaimer: BtVS belongs to Joss and Co. Pretender belongs to any combo of NBC, Fox and MTM.
FFA Characters: Buffy Summers (in reference) and Jarod. Joyce also makes an appearance.
Notes: This actually works in a canonical, time-line way. Buffy was committed by her parents in the summer of 1996; Jarod escaped from the Center at about the same time. 1 + 1 = crossover! The title is an allusion to Jarod's red notebooks, which he used in every one of his cases to write down the details for Sydney.

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"Mister and Mrs. Summers?”

Joyce stood; Hank didn't move. "Yes, doctor?"

Jarod pushed his red notebook into his pocket. He'd talked to Buffy Summers about why she'd burned the gym; why she wrote in her diary about vampires and creatures in the night.

Her parents thought she was crazy.

Jarod knew better.

He knew what lurked in the Center's lower levels, creatures made of man and creatures that had never been human.

He knew that Buffy would stand up and fight.

If he got her out of the hospital.

"I'm Jarod. I have a therapy that might help your daughter."

end

Summary: Five crossover situations that never happend to Faith
Crossover: CSI, Stargate Atlantis, Highlander, Anita Blake, Smallville.
Characters/Pairings: Faith in all, and none. Nope. Zip. Nadda.
Disclaimer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy, while the other crossover fandoms belong to their respective creators. No profit has been made from this fic, and the only benefit to me is personal satisfaction and the creative process. I hope you enjoy.
Rating: PG-13 for swearing.
Words: ~2,350 total
Notes: Written for the facets_of_faith "Five Things" Challenge and crossposted there. And yes, I had to cross this.

( Five People: Las Vegas (CSI) )

( Five People: Colorado Springs (Stargate Atlantis) )

( Five People: Seacouver (Highlander) )

( Five People: St. Louis (Anita Blake) )

( Five People: Smallville )

So a few days ago, I started the fic summary meme round II where you guys gave me titles of stories I haven't written, and I would write the summaries. They're all done now, and they are here for your reading pleasure :)

( Set One (to June 27) )

( Set Two (to July 1) )

In other news, fic is being worked on. I had to backtrack about a thousand words in one fic because I went in the wrong direction. So sad.

Welcome to Cracksville, population Mhalachai. As per the poll, here is a crazy crossover for you.



Summary: Xena and Gabrielle meet a mysterious man in the forest, one who brings warnings of evil beings called 'Wraiths'.
Rating: PG
Characters: Xena and Gabrielle and a mysterious SGA character
Disclaimer: Sony and MGM own all things Stargate Atlantis. MCA Television and Renaissance Pictures own all things Xena. I'm only borrowing and will return them at the end of the fix.
Setting: Well, it contains spoilers for Season one's Before I Sleep in SGA.
Word count:: ~850 words; complete.
Note: Assuming all the Ancients who went to Earth 10,000 years ago Ascended... well. Take that leap of faith with me. Also, I'm fudging with the dates of the Goa'uld rebellion on Earth, but that's okay, because this is crack!fic.
Another Note: Remember that for a DHD to dial another galaxy, a specific crystal is needed (as McKay is fond of pointing out).

( God of Doors and Gateways )

Title: Quiet
Characters: Selene, Michael from Underworld
Disclaimer: All Underworld characters belong to Lakeshore Entertainment and all those happy people. I am only borrowing them for a short while and am receiving nothing.
Author's Note: cissasghost wanted Michael/Selene from Underworld, doing something mundane. It sort of fits the bill. Takes place after Underworld: Evolution, and has some spoilers for that. Okay, mega spoilers. (Ficlette Fiasco III master list found here)

( Quiet (cut for spoilers) )

That's right. An Anita Blake/X-men crossover. Phear. Also, tell me if I'm crazy.

Magnolia part 1 of 5
by Mhalachai
Disclaimer: Laurell K. Hamilton owns all things Anita Blake. Marvel and 20th Century Fox own all things X-Men. I am but borrowing the characters for a brief time and shall return them intact at the end.
Summary: Picking up strays wasn't Logan's thing, especially after what happened up in Alberta. So why is he so intent on that strange woman next to him at the bar? (Set just after the first X-men movie, and about a half a year after Incubus Dreams. No spoilers beyond that book.)
Note: If you squint, you'll see it's sort of Logan/Rogue, which is strange since I've been a shipper for that pairing since about five o'clock this afternoon. For the anonymous person who wanted some Anita/X-Men action in the Fanfic Fiasco III. Why am I setting this in Mississippi? I have no idea.
Rating: Bordering on R for sex and stuff. Come on, folks, it's an Anita Blake crossover.

( Magnolia )

Three announcements! First, this is the first anniversary of my writing livejournal! You can see what I said on this date, one year ago, if you want. I've only been writing fanfic since Sept. 13, 2004, do you believe it? Such a short time...

Second, I've decided to pull out of tth100. I have too much on the go right now to give my Dawn claim enough love. I'm going to revamp the index page and just leave everything the way it is.

Lastly, a one-shot fic! BtVS/Sherlock Holmes crossover. Am I nuts? Read and decide.

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Title: Practicality
Disclaimer: BtVS belongs to Whedon and Co. The Sherlock Holmes universe belongs to Arthur Conan Doyle. Only the story is my own.
Rating: PG
Summary: A portal throws Dawn into a new world... one she finds that she can never leave.
Note: Ever had a fic spring fully formed into your brain? This came to me this afternoon over a croissant and a cup of dark coffee. I've always been a huge fan of the Sherlock Holmes stories. This seemed to make sense to me, as Dawn always was the practical one...

(  Practicality )

Two more ficlettes and one drabble for the Ficlette Fiasco II (master list found here). Enjoy! Comment! Dance a merry jig!

Title: What's Mine
Characters: Amanda/Jean-Claude (Anita Blake/Highlander crossover)
Disclaimer: All Anita Blake characters belong to Laurell K. Hamilton. Highlander et al. were produced by Davis-Panzer Productions. I am only borrowing them for a short while and am receiving nothing.
Author's Note: For deepfishy.
( What's Mine )

Title: Hide
Character: Larry Kirkland. Anita Blake universe.
Disclaimer: All Anita Blake characters belong to Laurell K. Hamilton. I am only borrowing them for a short while and am receiving nothing.
Author's Note: Number two for sparrow015. What Larry was like before he met Anita.
( Hide )

Title: Stay
Characters: Merry, Doyle
Disclaimer: All Merry Gentry characters belong to Laurell K. Hamilton. I am only borrowing them for a short while and am receiving nothing.
Author's Note: Another one for sparrow015. Between Seduced by Moonlight and Stroke of Midnight.
( Stay )

Also, another drabble I wrote for the PDS drabble o' the week challenge, Choice (Anita centric).