fic meme again

[mhalachai]

Okay, I'm stuck on writing anything, so let's play another round of Summaries for Dummaries !

Tell me the title of a story I haven't written (details optional) and I'll come up with a summary

See this post for the responses :)

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Snapes on a Plane


Aurors Harry Potter and Dean Thomas are traveling incognito as muggles in search of Severus Snape, who has gone to ground in the States. En route to Detroit, their plane is attacked by the last and most horrible weapon developed by the Dark Lord: Hundreds of Snapeys, miniature monsters that are a crossbreed between flying monkeys and Snape.

An excerpt: "Detention, Potter!" the Snapeys all screeched as they swooped down on Harry and Dean, biting and greasy.

"Harry, kill me now!" Dean shouted as one Snapey took six thousand points from Gryffindor. "Please!"