Well, I wouldn't talk about your mother, (that'd be a bit rude), but my mother might win if she had a telephone, a pencil sharpener and a pile of legal documents.
Well almost, but no, she's a landlady with fifty page leases, and I tell ya...she's tough. With thirty-five years of experience, she has an extensive catalog of every trick that tenants have played on her during those years of renting. She also has an extensive list of every trick a lawyer has pulled on her, and she knows the LandLaws better than most lawyers.
Ah, and it wasn't always, but because of her my favorite chip flavor is Salt and Vinegar .
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Heck, I'm willing to bet my mother would win too :P She can wield a knife like no one's business (she's a chef)
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Ah, and it wasn't always, but because of her my favorite chip flavor is Salt and Vinegar .