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[mhalachai]

Think I can quit my job and watch Green Wing all day long?

[Poll #1057044]

Comments

[eavling.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't talk about your mother, (that'd be a bit rude), but my mother might win if she had a telephone, a pencil sharpener and a pile of legal documents.

[mhalachaiswords.livejournal.com]

Well, I was asking about your mother :) Is she a lawyer?

Heck, I'm willing to bet my mother would win too :P She can wield a knife like no one's business (she's a chef)

[eavling.livejournal.com]

Well almost, but no, she's a landlady with fifty page leases, and I tell ya...she's tough. With thirty-five years of experience, she has an extensive catalog of every trick that tenants have played on her during those years of renting. She also has an extensive list of every trick a lawyer has pulled on her, and she knows the LandLaws better than most lawyers.


Ah, and it wasn't always, but because of her my favorite chip flavor is Salt and Vinegar .

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

For the last one you didn't offer sex with Johnny Depp - because that would have definitely gotten my vote

[penyn-1600.livejournal.com]

Seconded!

[jaydeyn-sitari.livejournal.com]

Ew babies. But yay on the Johnny Depp! And just two ticky boxes? Evilness. Although I would've gone Jelly BABIES heheheh...

And I believe that the quitting and Green Winging it is absolutely a valid lifestyle choice!

:)
Jaydeyn

[cissasghost.livejournal.com]

so that last one .. can I fall asleep from having so much sex with Johnny Depp, wake up again and have pizza for breakfast?

. . with mushrooms and olives and sausage. Mmmm.

-Sonya

[thymidinekinase.livejournal.com]

Splendid plan. That gets my vote.

[laurenthel.livejournal.com]

I think hour-by-hour Johnny Depp would win over sleep. I mean, if someone said, "would you rather sleep 8 hours tonight or spend eight hours with Johnny Depp" Depp would win out every time. It's just when you speak in general that he loses to sleep.

But dude, I am so glad that everyone else recognizes that he is better than sex.

[gwionfawyr.livejournal.com]

I've got two words for why my mom would win a throwdown:

School Teacher

:)

[faith1922.livejournal.com]

That settles it. When I grow up, I'm gonna be a teacher.

[gwionfawyr.livejournal.com]

And she's been in her district for almost thirty-six years. She's a pro. Others beware! *joking*

[philstar22.livejournal.com]

Fun poll. I'd say three of those choices in the last one could be the same though. :)

[faith1922.livejournal.com]

Apart from me now knowing that I seem pretty mainstream (horror of all horrors), was there any point to this? Not that it wasn't fun...

And, let's be honest. Deep down, we all know that our mothers would win, hands down against anyone and anything. Wonder what would happen if we sicced them on each other though...

[mhalachaiswords.livejournal.com]

No point. I was in the mood for a poll. Because clicky buttons are fun.

And Moms always win :) That's the best part.

[enelya-fefalas.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... Johnny Depp. I almost went for kittens, but I saw then I saw Johnny Depp. Kittens, huh?
'Babies rolling around with puppies and kittens' That... is so wrong. The images in my mind are not pretty. Thank you. I must now scrub my brain. *off screen* Oh the poor kitties!!

[mhalachaiswords.livejournal.com]

But it's babies and kittens and puppies! The trifecta of cuteness!

And mmm, Johnny Depp.

[enelya-fefalas.livejournal.com]

I could say it's what happens when the babies roll around and accidentally roll somewhere where they shouldn't. But I won't.
Oh wait! I have. Oops

[enelya-fefalas.livejournal.com]

And to add, it doesn't help that my brain is evil and likes to torture me with horrific images. I'm not kidding.

But Johnny Deep makes it better. Mmm...

[windiain.livejournal.com]

Now, if there was an option for Johnny Depp holding a kitten....... ;)

[shadow-in-eden.livejournal.com]

Voldy Vs. River would be a very cool fic to read. ^-^

[flingslass.livejournal.com]

My mother lobbed a broom at one of my brothers to get him to catch the school bus!I wouldn't mess with her she had 10 kids!

My mom

[thaliagreene.livejournal.com]

My mom is one tough cookie. She rips phone books in half [I know its a trick but you still need to be really strong] and has made a thousand dozen cookies in one saturday.