Ginmar's fanfic ratings

My unrequited love for ginmar continues. She has written a list of new fanfic ratings that choked me on my coffee at work. My fave?

"PPPAD: Poseur porn Patch Adams division. This is depressing porn that might just be dark, or it might be actively ugly. This might be really well-written, but, damn, it's just so fucking depressing that you feel the need to actually watch Patch Adams or something similarly god awful afterward afterward. Bonus points if it's so angsty that there's no antidote you want to kill yourself afterward, probably to remove the memory of your favorite character's degradation from your mind."

Inevitable tomorrow, I promise!

Hrm. ( Inevitable )

Don't mind me. I'm just crazy. I read a Lucius/Luna (!) fic and my brain melted.

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Also, I need someone to give a hand with something. I have an image I want to use on my front page I think, or incorporate it as part of my LJ, but I need someone with a real graphics program to add some text for me. The image is already manipulated just the way I want it.

Anyone have seven spare minutes, photoshop and a test tool that can be angled?