Three dollars and some change

Second writing exercise:

Ficlette Fiasco IV, for tygermama: Cameron Mitchell and Sookie's pie. Whatever will he tell his mother?



Notes: PG, innuendo in the mind of Cam Mitchell, future!fic for Physics of the Spin. Fun Vala and Cam interaction.
Words: 600

( Mmm, Pie )

Ficlette Fiasco IV, for lyuells: Rosemary for Remembrance: What happens when Rodney knocks up Girl!Sheppard?



Summary: Things go back to normal, at least that's what Rodney thinks. Joan's all distant when he tries to talk to her, and he gets it after the first few times, she was just having a nervous breakdown. Some people punch walls, Joan apparently has sex with Rodney. Great. Fine. No one needs to draw him a picture of how this goes.
Rating: PG
Setting: Mid season 5 SGA, in that extra-special gender-swap AU sort of way
Words: 3,580
Note: So it's sort of like melancholy baby!fic, leave me alone.
Sequel to: Rosemary for Remembrance

( It starts like this. )

For the Ficlette Fiasco IV -- for wolfseer: Physics of the Spin 'verse, Rodney and Rory feeling out their relationship. Rodney's adorable when he comes over all paternal, or tries to.
Now with added Torren, because I've had the kind of week that needs some cute.


Summary: Rodney would get this parental thing right one of these days...
Rating: G
Setting: after the published chapters of Physics, no upcoming spoilers.
Words: ~1,500

( Rodney was quite happy to be oblivious in his little world, immersed in his favorite equations and variables as he thought Big And Important Thoughts. )

The first entry for the Ficlette Fiasco IV prompts! The rest will come as I write them. I'll probably post those in sets, but I wanted this one up on the weekend.


Mhal's note: These two are so bromance-tasitc. Around 950 words. Set when Harry's 20, no spoilers for the end of the story

( In which Jason helps Jean-Claude, and Harry's cherry is popped. Mrow. PG13 )

ETA: Changed the rules, as I can't write one-sentence on these. *Has no restraint*

So.

Hi. You might remember me from such fics as were posted in 2006. You know, last year. Uh huh. I'm coming down off the most hellish quarter at work ever (you know we actually started using the phrase math 4eva! ?) and need to get my creativity back up and running. So, it's time for run-on sentences!

Stealing 75% from houses_on_fire:

In the vein of Summaries for Dummaries (One and Two), it's the The Single Sentence Quasi-drabble Fic Meme:



Any universe I have written on before, and/or is listed on my tags page, is fair game. Request as many as you'd like, as often as you'd like. They can be outtakes from existing fics, or just out of the air.

Be creative! Have fun!

6 posted!

( Dawning Light, Dawn and JC...prompt 'baseball' )
( Dawn/Asher is the pairing, and masks is the prompt. )
( Dawning Light 'verse . . Anita/Jean-Claude . . prompt 'socks' )
( Dawning Light- Dawn/Vampires -- Barbie Dolls )
( Faith/House, Prompt: I dare you. )
( House, Wilson and Cuddy, buttercups )

If you heard a three-octave squee an hour ago, it was me finally sending off my 40-page magazine to the printers. Done, baby!

So I celebrate with the wackiest crossover ever.


Disclaimer: Laurell K. Hamilton owns all things Anita Blake. Lord of the Rings belongs to JRR Tolkien. I'm only borrowing and will return them at the end of the fic.
Author's Note: todaygirl requested a crossover for Anita Blake and Lord of the Rings in the Ficlette Fiasco III. This story has vague spoilers for Danse Macabre, and rough ones for the Silmarillion.
Beta: Massive thanks to ithidrial and to windmiran for their help with the Silmarillion/LotR aspects of this story. Anything I get wrong is my own fault. We're working off book canon here, not so much the movies.
Word count:: 456
Summary/Introduction: Darkness may sleep, but she has seen all.

( Darkness Waits  )

As this post should indicate, I have not abandoned the Ficlette Fiasco III!


Characters: Ginny, Nathaniel. Reference Harry and Anita and Cherry and Damian
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns all things Harry Potter. Anita Blake is owned by Laurell K. Hamilton. I'm only borrowing and will return them at the end of the ficlette.
Word count:: 325
Summary: Ginny should never have followed Harry to St. Louis.
Author's Note: shallanelprin wanted some Ginny/Nathaniel fic. Ficlette Fiasco III.
Several story notes:
-In an Inevitable future verse that won't actually occur. Yes, I'm writing AU fic on my own crossovers.
-They're at a party in Anita's house sometime in June of the year after Inevitable began.
-A note on Nathaniel's behavior in this: ( Cut for Incubus Dreams spoilers )

( Party Boys )

Oh man, I am so late for a party. But that's okay. Here, have some fanfic with a very ironic icon.


Characters: All of them!
Disclaimer: MGM/UA, Gekko Productions et al. own all things Stargate SG-1. Joss Whedon et al. own Firefly. I'm only borrowing and will return them at the end of the fic.
Author's Note: silver_venus42 wanted some Stargate SG-1 meets Serenity's crew in the Ficlette Fiasco III. This story is set after Serenity for FF, and in season seven for SG-01, before Heroes, and contains no real spoilers except for the name of a place that we don't talk about. Daniel POV.
Word count:: 2,350
Summary/Introduction: Daniel Jackson has seen plenty of strange things in his life, but the battle spilling through the Stargate may be one of the strangest.

( Never Lie Down )

Some of the things I've been doing: First off, two HP drabbles (Child and Changeling) over at hp100. Second, there's more of those wacky summaries up at from the Title Meme the other day. Now, onto what I wrote this morning over coffee:


Characters: Hermione and Harry from HP-land, and Danu (the Goddess) from Merry-land.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potterites belong to JK Rowling. Merry Gentry belongs to Laurell K. Hamilton. I'm only borrowing and will return them at the end of the fic.
Author's Note: child_labor wanted some Harry/Potter/Meredith Gentry, which at first broke my brain, but then I was inspired! Oh yeah: Ficlette Fiasco III master list found here. This story is set after the end of the HP books, when Harry and Hermione are about 30, and over the beginning of book three, Seduced by Moonlight, in the Merry Gentry universe.
Word count:: 2,052
Summary/Introduction: In SbM, Merry brought Maeve Reed and Frost back into their powers, then she passed out. That night, she dreamed about the Goddess Danu and the Chalice, which had vanished from the Seelie Court centuries before. The Chalice was able to feed the hungry, heal the wounded, and was a source of great power. When Merry woke up, the Chalice was in her bed. No one knows why the Chalice chose that time to appear. What if it, and the Goddess, needed a helping hand?

( Chalice )

Characters: Buffy and Angel, and also some Dawn.
Disclaimer: The BtVS and AtS universes belongs to Joss Whedon et al. I'm only borrowing and will return them at the end of the fic.
Author's Note: sasha_b: Angel and Buffy, leather jacket (BtVS/AtS). (Ficlette Fiasco III master list found here). This story is set generally after the end of both series, and contains spoilers, of a sort, for the last episode of Angel. As such, it's not very happy.
Word count: 558
Summary: Buffy always wanted to ask Angel about that jacket...

( Leather )