Physics of the Spin 16: Freud Would Have A Field Day (Stargate/Gilmore Girls)

I'm on vacation! Whee! I had to rewrite the first half of this chapter after the big file-loss debacle of March 2009... but here it is, in all it's issue-filled glory.

Physics of the Spin: Freud Would Have A Field Day
A Stargate/Gilmore Girls crossover
Part Sixteen in the Physics of the Spin series
by mhalachaiswords

Summary: John Sheppard: More issues than the TV Guide.
Disclaimer: Sony and MGM own all things Stargate Atlantis. Gilmore Girls belong to the CW and whoever took over after Amy Sherman-Palladino left. I but borrow.
Rating: PG
Setting: Post-series for Gilmore Girls; spoilers for early parts of Season 4 of SGA. We are officially diverging from SGA canon after Miller's Crossing (for the most part). Post SG-1 series finale.
Words: 7,650
Notes: Please note that we've gone AU from some of the plot of later season four and all of season five. As I started this before the later half of season four aired, there are some massive discrepancies. Rather than state them in the author's note, I'll let you see them as they come...

Begin the story on LJ
The story at TTH.

( Physics of the Spin, Chapter Sixteen: Freud Would Have A Field Day )