Three dollars and some change

I also live on the third floor and across a busy street from where the boa used to live (was on the sign) so I know it's not going to get me... just a phobia. It's probably curled up in the dude's apartment behind the dryer or something. It's pretty nippy out here these days.

And frankly, about 75% of people who post on Craigslist are brain dead, I think... If I found a large stash of money, I'd take it to the cops. Or, if I was an asshole like the asshole who made that post, I'd keep the money and not post about it on Craigslist. Moron.