Three dollars and some change

I'm not a good commenter, but I've read the entire fic a few times now. I haven't read any of the other chapters twice within an hour, however. This is just totally awesome in so many ways. A**, etc. I can think of few words capable of sufficient praise for this truly fantastic chapter... though the fact that it stirred me from my usual state of apathy and laziness to comment at all is certainly a sign of this.