DDrabble: Dysfunctional, but cute (AB/HP)

Dysfunctional, but cute
Characters: Richard, Hermione, Anita
Crossover: Anita Blake/Harry Potter
Double drabble at emony2's request

Hermione winced as the door to the vampire lair crashed open. Anita stalked through the room and through the curtains on the other side.

Slowly, Richard, Harry's Ulfric, came through the door. He smiled sheepishly. "Is she gone?"

Hermione nodded. "What happened?"

Richard shook his head, hair flying around his handsome face. Hermione might be happily married, but she still noticed things. Not that she'd mention it to Ron. "She's just being Anita." Richard sat on the other end of the couch from Hermione. He sighed and slumped against the cushions. "Why are you here?"

"Harry's dealing with a vampire thing," Hermione explained. She looked at the curtains where Anita had just vanished. "Is she always like that?"

Richard sighed again. "Not always," he admitted. "But few weeks, she gets so... intolerable." He closed his eyes. "I don't know. Jason thinks it's PMS."

Hermione was silent for so long that Richard finally opened his eyes.

Anita stood by the curtains, glowering at Richard with all her might. She smiled dangerously. "PMS?"

Richard began to sit up, but Anita whirled and went back through the curtains. Hermione hid a smile. Richard and Anita was fighting was cute. Highly dysfunctional, but cute.

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More on Sunday! I must be off!