FFIII ficlette -- Quiet (Underworld)

Title: Quiet
Characters: Selene, Michael from Underworld
Disclaimer: All Underworld characters belong to Lakeshore Entertainment and all those happy people. I am only borrowing them for a short while and am receiving nothing.
Author's Note: cissasghost wanted Michael/Selene from Underworld, doing something mundane. It sort of fits the bill. Takes place after Underworld: Evolution, and has some spoilers for that. Okay, mega spoilers. (Ficlette Fiasco III master list found here)

( Quiet (cut for spoilers) )

The opposite of up

Allow me to clarify my rabidness about the Anita Blake books:

They're books. I tend to focus on the positive and the things I like in them, as I dislike to the extreme the crap that comes off a lot of the AB forums on the Internet, but that doesn't mean I'm blind to the books faults. These days, all that I read goes through the "Anita Blake fanfic" filter, so it's likely I'm looking at the books in a different way than you lot.

So here it is: As opposed to the normal sunshine and cheer that goes around here, take the opportunity to nitpick, to say what you don't like about the Anita Blake books/characters/cover art etc. Thing is, if you say you don't like something, you need to say why.

Also, feel free to comment anonymously.

ETA PS: There are now spoilers for Micah and the Danse Macabre teaser in this thread. FYI KTHNX.