Physics of the Spin VIII: Studies in New Paris

Physics of the Spin: Studies in New Paris
A Stargate/Gilmore Girls crossover
Part Eight in the Physics Of the Spin series
by mhalachaiswords

Summary: Intergalactic scientific collaboration between McKays is never without its troubles.
Disclaimer: None of these characters or shows belong to me.
Rating: PG
Setting: Post-series for Gilmore Girls; around "current" times for SGA, and spoilers for some parts of Season 4 of SGA, namely the Teyla thing. Post SG-1 series finale. The timeline doesn't really match up but you can pretend.
Words: 3,050
Notes: A million thanks to houses7177 for her help with details about the military and certain of its programs for recruiting smart people (and also for a delightful line that I just *had* to borrow, the one about hatboxes was all her) Leaving aside the point that we're talking about a science fiction show set in another galaxy, there's no reason to get the facts wrong :D (And in case I do get the facts wrong, then that's all me.)

Part I: Something About Blue Eyes
Part II: The Physics of the Spin
Part III: The Girl With Numbers In Her Eyes
Part IV: The Precise Point Of Impact
Part V: Under the Mountain
Part VI: Play Smart For The Home Team
Part VII: Almost Everything About Almost Everything

The story at TTH.

( ''This is completely insane,'' McKay said incredulously as he paged down. ''She's certifiable!'' )