Physics of the Spin IX: Secret Keeper (Gilmore Girls/Stargate)

Physics of the Spin: Secret Keeper
A Stargate/Gilmore Girls crossover
Part Nine in the Physics Of the Spin series
by mhalachaiswords

Summary: They call these things Top Secret for a reason.
Disclaimer: None of these characters or shows belong to me.
Rating: PG
Setting: Post-series for Gilmore Girls; around "current" times for SGA, and spoilers for some parts of Season 4 of SGA, namely the Teyla thing. Post SG-1 series finale.
Words: 5,230
Notes: This chapter was supposed to go in a very different direction. However, I'm quite satisfied with how this worked out, as we get to a point that has been sadly lacking in the story -- so how exactly does Rory deal with the shenanigans at the SGC? PS this story will never be Rory/Vala, for reasons that will be outlined starkly in this chapter.

Part I: Something About Blue Eyes
Part II: The Physics of the Spin
Part III: The Girl With Numbers In Her Eyes
Part IV: The Precise Point Of Impact
Part V: Under the Mountain
Part VI: Play Smart For The Home Team
Part VII: Almost Everything About Almost Everything
Part VIII: Studies in New Paris

The story at TTH.

( Rory pressed her cell phone to her ear, listening to the ringing at the other end of the line. One ring. Three rings. Five rings. Voicemail. ''Hey, this is Lorelai-- Down, Paul Anka! Off the Hello Kitty lamp! Leave a message!'' )