Fic: Fortune Cookie (AB)

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Now, that update for the Anita Blake ficlettes at fanfic100.

Title: Fortune Cookie
Fandom: Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter (master list here)
Characters: Anita, Zane
fanfic100 Prompt: 058 -- Dinner
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG for content.
Note: Does anyone else play this game with their fortune cookies?

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"Anything worth doing can be done well... in bed."

Anita dropped her chopsticks. "What did you say, Zane?"

Zane smirked at his Nimir-Ra over his Chinese takeout. "That's what you're suppose to do with your fortune cookie fortune," he explained. "Just add 'in bed' to the end of it. Cherry, what do you have?"

"A loved one is of utmost importance... in bed."

"How about you, Nathaniel?"

"Use proven methods, avoid shortcuts... in bed"

Anita carefully cracked open her cookie, took one look at her fortune, and groaned.

"What does it say?"

"You will impress everyone you know... in bed."

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