Slash poll

All right, kids: humour me. Another poll, this one thought up while reading another lj about slash. As before, please fill it out and pimp it in your own lj so I can get a good response. Also, please tell me about why you do/do not read/write slash in comments. Love to all.

[Poll #478509]

FOR HOUSES

DRABBLE for houses7177 for making this comment in my pole poll.: "I certainly don't want to have two characters previously het bouncing on down the slash road with cocks in hand and no reasonable explanation in sight." Heh.

Polyjuice Problem
(An HP drabble pour toi)

"Ron?"

Hermione's voice was deep, but not like Neville's, who she was trying to mimic with the polyjuice. Harry and Ron looked at each other, then Harry peeked around the edge of the toilet stall.

"Something went wrong," Hermione whispered.

"Not another cat?" Ron hissed.

"Ron." Harry's voice drew Ron up short, and he looked over Harry.

Oh. Hell.

"D'you mess up the potion?" Harry asked.

Hermione glared with strange features. "Maybe I had hairs from two people?"

Harry looked up at Ron. "That would explain the, uh, two of those."

"And the four of that?"

Hermione screamed in frustration.